JC SiLent:You cant be that far away from me ; if we're looking on the same side of the moon
Friday, March 21, 2008
To Sleepy
WOWW!! you can read my mind ah? Even we dun meet freq but still feel close..
Exact same feeling, thoughts expressed in such a funny way.
How i wish I am born in a rich/well-off family
Or how i wish i have a rich bf/husband to support me during this period
Guess it will only happen in my dreams
Then I shld start daydreaming/sleeping to realise it.
From Sleepy's "Growing Up" dated 14 Mar 2008
1. You get tired easily. U feel like crap when its only 12am.. =(
2. You run out of ideas of wat to do beside ur usual routine such as sleeping, eating, working, watching drama / anime / movie, ktv-ing shopping, tokin abt serious stuffs etc etc. The most exciting thing u do is going online to watch edison 'perform'! LOL! jking jking! =p
3. You need to work (yucks!) to earn money to survive bcos ur skin must be thicker than crocodile if u still haf the cheek to act cute n ask ur mummy / daddy to put money in ur pocket. n u r no longer cute liao..
4. You bcum less funny n black crows start flying past whenever u finishes ur jokes.. brrr.. so cold..
5. Ur frenzs gotta work/study on mon-fri n sometimes even saturdays n sundays. sianz..
6. U gotta share frenzs wif their bf/gf so u gotta take a queue number to date them thesedays.
7. U need to find a man to marry u to shut up de big fat mouths of d big fat aunties who's fav phrase is 'Ah gal ar! when r u getting married ar?! ah lian, ah hua n ah meow r all younger than u n already haf baby liao!'
8. U feel the urge to go back to school.. n exams even sound fun compared to retards u meet at workplace.
9. U find it harder to lose weight bcos u think not eating ur fav food make ur sad n stressful life even more unbearable.
10. You bcum fatter n feel even more stressed bcos u look like crap.
11. U wan to exercise to lose weight but u cnt finish ur work n hence no time for exercise.
12. When u haf time to exercise, u feel so tired that u gotta sleep.
13. While sleeping u haf a nightmare whereby the monsters looking like ur boss / colleages / clients, r chasing u n looking like tat they r going to gobble u up any moment / shooting arrow behind ur back / screaming abc@#$%&* / trying to give u a fried cuttlefish..
14. Then u wake up n find ur nightmare very similar to the harsh reality tat u r facing n u need to find some comfort food to comfort ur shaken soul.
15. n comfort food r usually high calories.. *boo!!
16. From 8-15, u realised tat as u grow up n learn more things, making excuses is one of those things
17. n then the other thing tat u r oso learning is to understand tat u r NEVER EVER IN THE WRONG! its always some other pple's fault or if u really die die cannot find any living / non-living thing to blame, blame it on God. 'Eh God ar, God ar!! If U let me be born in a rich family, then i wun b working like a cow here n bcum so tired tat i accidentally pay the client 1 million USD instead of 1 million rupees!! y God y????!!!! Its (always) all Ur fault la, God!' *if i was a rich gal, la la lalala, lalalalala lala! n i haf all the money in the world
18. Then, the golden advice tat ah bro had learn in army n taught me: 'Small thing dun call me(do it urself hor!!)! Big thing ar, i cannot help u wor!!' Haha! This is just classic, man! Shld teach my dear _________! =p
19. And not forgetting the most important advice: Money can buy everything and anything! Things tat money cannot buy r free so no need to worry abt them, only need to worry abt having the money to buy things tat need to be brought with money! =)
20.Haha, dunno y as we grow up, we start forgetting all the CME lesson (see all the wrong things we learn from above!LOL!) we took during our pri n sec skool days hor! blame it on aging which causes poor memory ar!!(see#16)
And lastly bcos there isn't anything exciting in life (even if haf, but also cnt write here mah cos work is confidential n frenzs' secrets r confidential but blog is for all to see!!!Hai..) to blog about, u cn only blog abt boring stuffs like how growing up sucks bcos u r just too bored!!
& 11:19 am