JC SiLent:You cant be that far away from me ; if we're looking on the same side of the moon
Saturday, January 27, 2007
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
(very impt cos CNY's coming)
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Dunno tt Maths's so interesting..
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
1. Smart man + smart woman = romance
2. Smart man + dumb woman = affair
3. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
4. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
1. Smart boss + smart employee = profit
2. Smart boss + dumb employee = production
3. Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
4. Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
2. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
1. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
2. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
4. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
1. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
2. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
1. Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
1. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
2. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
1. A woman has the last word in any argument.
2. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
& 12:07 am
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Rec'd a SMS fr a classmate "complaining" abt her work.
In a similar position.
Dunno how to ans when asked "How is ur work / job?" Or dun dare to ans it. I am struck in the middle, neither gd nor bad. Work, character, efficiency,.. almost being evaluated everyday
Do have the impulsive to go away at times. Rather leave since cannot blend in well. How I wish I can hack care the whole world.
Newly computed list
1. Underperforming. Maybe being disliked or seen as trouble as I cannot contribute
2. Slow learner and adapter
3. Incompetence (or simply stupid).
4. Extremely insensitive to esp small matter. But lot of ppl are particular abt it.
5. Forced to mature because seen as childish by many. Admit part of me refuse to grow up.
6. Always jump to conclusion.
7. Weird and living in my own world. I am a minority all along. Dun expect much understanding and acceptance at times.
8. BLur. worsen recently.
9. Truth definitely hurts. Need time to digest, accept, adjust and change.
Dear all, I am fine. Life still continue with positive outlook.
& 9:51 pm