JC SiLent:You cant be that far away from me ; if we're looking on the same side of the moon
Saturday, October 07, 2006
& 10:18 pm
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free [women have breast milk aft giving birth. a big men fighting wif a a baby over milk? so ungentleman].
Now days, 80% of women are against marriage. [I am netural or rather positive abt marriage. The guy want to settle down himself instead of being "forced or pressurised to do so because of family, frends, society, wealth or career purpose".] Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. [a great way to detoxic and vent out all the unhappiness? maybe can help me develop my patient?]
2. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are. [a little blue pill can make wonders]
3. Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. [money and beauty may be able to change their minds?]
4. Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. [have such thoughts at times]
5. Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. [3 cheers for chocs the happy food!!! when he do romantic things?? i love dark choc!!]
6. Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. [usually honey coated words. see it as dessert or occassional sparks in the r/s??]
7. Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. [and to reap any poss rewards? unless they have gd background or went thur some tough childhood tt spur them to success]
9. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. [all my guy frends or rather everyone are scared or freaked out by mood swings, weird behaviour and emotional.]
10. Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. [true at times]
11. Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. [like women, men can be emotional and tempermental?]
12. Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. [i have this problem. "no gd guys are left. the reminding gd ones are gays, workahloic, anti-social.. dunno any 'gd / eligible guys. according to mum aka shannon i have to wait for her to noe some then i may std a chance.. partly due to my anti-social behaviour]
& 9:12 pm