JC SiLent:You cant be that far away from me ; if we're looking on the same side of the moon
Monday, August 29, 2005
i dunno how theycome to such conclusion. but this may serve as a bf guide [can make better choice mah] for some?? so choose e car brand wisely. think you dun wan to be 'misunderstood' by oth according to this statistic
Alfa
Passionate and romantic, you fancy urself. A bit unreliable, and can be eccentric too. You hate BMW drivers, but think and act jus like them.
Audi
You would like to believe you are part of e new generation tt is caring, environmentally conscious and family-orientated. Actually quite boring; nth more than a glorified wuss. Will 1 day probably drive a Merc, but you still sometimes wonder if you shldn't have bought that Bee-Em.
BMW
Self-centred, ambitious, dynamic and assertive. Can be a big show-off pig. Likes impressing too. Buppies and kugels past sell-by date. You think you will be CEO 1 day. Actually an office weenie who thinks you are God's gift.
Daewoo
Faceless, subservient and demure (except for Matizdrivers). A good deal is to work fr 9-5, get nth for it, and still say thx. And you wonder why you don't have money for a time aft hrs.
Fiat
Cute self-confident girls climbing the corporate ladder with ball-breaking as their hidden agenda. Will take everything you own if she divorces you.
Ford
You still live in the 70's, trying to cope with e 90's (don't even mention e millennium). A loyal, diligent worker, but baffled by office politics and labour policies. Next car will probably also be a Ford.
Honda
You aspire to drive a BMW. You are an opinionatedpain-in-the-butt. The ultimate suffragette, or the boss's gf (male or female!).
Isuzu
You like the smell of diesel and have secret fantasy of being a truck driver. [why leh? maybe e friver got rich fr owing a truck related biz?]
Hyundai /Kia [1 of e cheapest brand available. i quite like their small car though it won't be so stable lah]
Quite progressive, intelligent and practical. But misguided. The kind of person who will suggest a sub-committee to find solutions to what the committee couldn't. You will always maintain that a Korean car is better than any Japanese model. [disagree. personally think tt jap car is betetr leh]
Jeep [really show one's character.. esp for guys. like e feeling]You would like to believe you are living the American dream and jus luv e great outdoors. The closest you get to it is by watching Days of Our Lives [used to watch it cos if e cute Will & some handsome n pretty. channel 5 have stopped airing this long draggy show] and e Adventure Channel.
Land Rover
You are a designer person with a designer life, who always pays too much for everything. Designer mudcomes free with the badge. You're a closet colonial racist and have fantasies abt e Queen. If you have a Freelander, it was probably a break-up gift fr ur ex.
Mazda [like its relatively stylish + sporty design]
A Ford driver with less money. Mostly staid boring with no image and less imagination. Lots of retired ppl drive Mazdas. You're in the way and shld get off the road.
Mercedes-Benz
Responsible, immaculate and conservative. Boring CEO clones with too much money, or e office super-geek who can't remember what it's like to have fun. Definitely not dating material. [gd husband type. look for such guys if wan to marry early. think he is ready for tt??]
Nissan
Gd, solid, responsible, loyal office-fodder. You like to travel and maintain that you can sell ice to e Eskimos. Fave ans: "It's a co car."
Opel
Wannabe Schumachers. Would like a VW, but fell for e bumf abt German engineering. Always in a rush, but never get anything done. Kicks BMW 3 series butts because they can. Spend all their money on trying to keep it going.
Pajero
Not as label-conscious as your Land Rover counterpart, but still suckered into believing in the ultimate Paris-to-Dakar, African adventure. You drive thur puddles to create your own designer mud. You believe you've made e grade, but everyone else knows you've got a long way to go.
Peugeot
Thinks France is the best country in the world and bores everybody with your ltd
French knowledge and tales of the Louvre and the Sourbonne. [dunno act as if noe?]
Porsche
Smalldick
Renault
An eccentric who likes doing things the wrong way ard. Usually the one who asks all the silly qns at staff meetings. You fervently believe you have flair, but it's less than that of a French cookbook. Most probably *I am unisex*.
Ssangyong
A make-believe fool, because you'd like a Pajero but can't afford it. Don't actually know that the engines are made in India and not in Germany
Toyota
Although there are thousands of them, you mostly can���t spot them in their zero-image cars. Toyotas are gd, reliable cars and are bought by a wide variety of ppl who have
zero personality to go with their cars and are basically chicken- scared people who will never take chances and will be driving Toyotas forever.
The most zero-image car in the world?, ... a white Corolla
Volkswagen
Highly overrated for dependability cars since the days of the Beetle, [l am 1 of e beetle fans but way out of budget lor. even as they said i get a rich bf / husband which is highly or basically impossible too]but they do have a good re-sale value. Usually practical, sensible people who like to drive fast where nobody can see them. They are usually loyal to their brand to the pt of irritation due to e fact tt they lost their virginity on a Beetle's back seat.
Volvo
As square and safe as e car
Proton:
Unoriginal, uncreative copycats, who like to blast their in-car stereo system so tt they can���t hear any rattles fr e doors and dashboard. The models define status, which means a Perdana driver is always tot to be financially better than a Wira driver, but of cos this is not usually the case as all M'sians have the same amt of financial crisis. 70% of them drive their Protons fast when they probably shldn���t. 99% of them buy Protons because of its easy financing. 100% of them say they buy because they are patriotic, out of which 90% are lying.
Ferrari:
Designers who don���t drive as gd as they design. Mostly fashion designers who think Italian, eat Italian and speak Italian, but they are probably British or American axx holes
Lamborghini
Let���s face it, nobody keeps a Lambo forever. Stinking millionaires who sell their Lamborghini only a yr aft they buy it, just to impress their grandchildren, ���Granpa used to own a Lamborghini once, look at this 30 yr old picture. My hair was as full as its V12 engine back then���
Skoda
Tasteless continental freak
Rover
Want a Honda, but don���t like Japs, so buy e British version
Perodua
Fave reason ��� ���I love small cars!. Unspoken reason ��� I can���t afford a Proton
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