JC SiLent:You cant be that far away from me ; if we're looking on the same side of the moon
Saturday, November 18, 2006
1. Empty vessel
Useless person making ton of noise and being a nuisance of herself in the office. No wonder empty vessel makes the most noise / complaint. I am one of them
2. Weird
Keeping laughing over silly/ stupid thing or simply nth.
Am i stressed? How to explain my abnormal behaviour? Or is the usual normal behavior? Many cannot understd or noe why. I have not and cannot enter their world though they are nice and approachable ppl. Do feel out of place at times. Aft all I am new and dun have a usual/regular partner.
3. Knowledge is power
Really boost the confidence. I am trying to gain as much knowledge as I can. Want to noe more. Learning is a life-long process.
& 10:43 am
Common misconception tt men have abt women.
What went wrong?? Very curious what misconception women have on men.
1. She will never be satisfied.
She is always finding ways to improve. Dun tk her suggestions as complaints or critcisims. See them as her desires to make the r/s/situation the best it can be. But is true tt she is complainting at times.
2. A strong, confident woman dun need a man
ABOSULTELY WRONG!!! eveyone luv to be taken care or feel needed. She will ask for men's help if she feels his strength, support & desire to protect her even she is a wonder women. She become stronger becos there is no one to tk care of her or help her. She needs to handle everything to survive. Very helpless.
Men, do ask her "What can I do for you?". It shows tt you care for her [even as a frend].
3. Women only want to ctrl men
It is abt luv. She really want to help when she sees the man hurting, struggling or overwhelmed. Let her help.
Someone rejected my help in work. Can see tt he has too much to handle. Maybe he still can cope or dun want to be seen as weak or simply i cannot help much and may cause trouble for him only??
4. Keeeping a woman need lot of hard work, time and money
UTTER RUBBISH!! Boil down to the issue what kind of woman is she.
I am cheap and easy to maintain!!.
Can ask ard abt this. Most women are financially independent so there shld not be a major problem.
Time and effort is needed to cultivate the r/s esp a serious r/s. if it is a burden shld not enter a r/s then. She will reciprocate the man's effort.
5. Cannot lie to a woman
Extremely capable of picking up moods, attitude and body language. Man may think tt you have gotten away. But it may not be true. She may be letting it go to keep peace or lying to herself becos she is afraid to noe the truth. Normally truth is hurtful.
6. Jealousy and possessiveness are part of women
Women are very protective esp sth very valuable to them like r/s. The best proof is how a mother tk care and protect her child. She is guarding the r/s to prevent anything bad to happen to sth so precious.
7. Women are emotional
Women cannot and dun hide their feeling. They articulate what is going on in their mind. Being in touvh with their emotion causes women to be caring, sensitive and loving. Tt is why men luv women.
I am very rational. No wonder...
"There are many fine women in the world, but you are the best of all"
& 9:41 am
Aries
Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone.
Taurus
Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and they can go on and on and on.
Gemini
Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations.
Cancer
Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let them go.
Leo
Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing; you expect applause for your performance.
Virgo
Your kisses are so subtle and tidy, your lover only notices them once
you've finished.
Libra
You're too busy worrying about your breath to really get into your kisses.
Scorpio
You skip the kiss and get straight to whatever comes next for you.
[WOW!!! so direct and impatient. I may be impatient but i prefer to follow the 'procedures' at times]
Sagittarius
Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leave the kissed wanting more.
Capricorn
Your kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from the stress of your day.
Aquarius
Your kisses are wet and messy, and you tend to keep your eyes open.
Pisces
Your kisses are starry-eyed, amorous and long-lasting.
& 9:15 am
In the beginning,
God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
1. Women are unpredictable.
Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
[some women suspect the man after the honeymoon period before marriage. maybe it shld not be called suspect but lack of security or trust or simply think too much?? I went thur this.. see what i ended in..]
2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much tt he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell.
[I noe i will put my 'bf or husband' thur hell. So guys, stay away fr me unless.. you're willing to suffer becos of me. HIGHLY IMPOSS!! I am not so charming.]
3. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : "Wife wanted ". Next
day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing : "You can have mine."
[Wanted to put up such ad in various media. But drop the idea find it not cost effective and no sponsor. Initial sponsor "mum" cannot afford to do it and is not cost effective]
4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or the wife.
[Such gentlemanly behaviour or action is only for show? How many guys will open the door for their wivies or long-time gf?? If anyone noe such nice gentlemen, do let me noe. High chance tt I may fall for such guy]
5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.
[I will observe this in future. At least this applies to my dad]
6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife." The poor man
wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise, but I hope you will keep yours."
[HEARTLESS??!!]
7. What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." "But tt
ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day."
[I talked too much at times. I can be irritating, sickening.. the list can continue. lucky I am bz so not much time and ppl I can call]
WOMAN
When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her.
[I am in bet this age. Avg out the no of men going aft 18 and 28 year old woman. There shld be 15 men going aft me. WHERE ARE THEY??! I must have scared them away or they are simply not interested in me. It is ok.]
When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.
When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each oth.
MAN
At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.
[The man starts to have charm aft 27 year old. They have a career, some money, have some life experience,.. Some can better understd women too]
At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a yr.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.
& 8:44 am
Sunday, November 12, 2006
This is the 'best' explaination to console myself..
'We all are get heavier as we get older 'cos there is alot more information in our heads.'
'So I am not fat!! I am jus really intelligent [vomit] and my head cannot hold it anymore so it started filling up the rest of me!!
Do you agree i am getting smarter / wiser??
& 1:02 pm