JC SiLent:You cant be that far away from me ; if we're looking on the same side of the moon
Saturday, November 18, 2006
In the beginning,
God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
1. Women are unpredictable.
Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
[some women suspect the man after the honeymoon period before marriage. maybe it shld not be called suspect but lack of security or trust or simply think too much?? I went thur this.. see what i ended in..]
2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much tt he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell.
[I noe i will put my 'bf or husband' thur hell. So guys, stay away fr me unless.. you're willing to suffer becos of me. HIGHLY IMPOSS!! I am not so charming.]
3. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : "Wife wanted ". Next
day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing : "You can have mine."
[Wanted to put up such ad in various media. But drop the idea find it not cost effective and no sponsor. Initial sponsor "mum" cannot afford to do it and is not cost effective]
4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or the wife.
[Such gentlemanly behaviour or action is only for show? How many guys will open the door for their wivies or long-time gf?? If anyone noe such nice gentlemen, do let me noe. High chance tt I may fall for such guy]
5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.
[I will observe this in future. At least this applies to my dad]
6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife." The poor man
wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise, but I hope you will keep yours."
[HEARTLESS??!!]
7. What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." "But tt
ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day."
[I talked too much at times. I can be irritating, sickening.. the list can continue. lucky I am bz so not much time and ppl I can call]
WOMAN
When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her.
[I am in bet this age. Avg out the no of men going aft 18 and 28 year old woman. There shld be 15 men going aft me. WHERE ARE THEY??! I must have scared them away or they are simply not interested in me. It is ok.]
When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.
When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each oth.
MAN
At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.
[The man starts to have charm aft 27 year old. They have a career, some money, have some life experience,.. Some can better understd women too]
At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a yr.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.
& 8:44 am