JC SiLent:You cant be that far away from me ; if we're looking on the same side of the moon
Saturday, August 20, 2005
Men are like.....Floor tile.
Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime.
Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature. [some behave like they're big kids.. it make them cute in a way]
Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. [can't depend on guys for money nowadays.. have to be financially independent]
Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. [this means i haven't get the hang of it cos i'll have blaster n swollen feet aft wearing them]
Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Men are like.....Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like.....Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, Full-bodied, and can keep You up all night long.
Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head Right for your hips. [but i prefer dark chocolate]
Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite Sure why. [to kill time for some]
Men are like.....Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take Them anywhere.
Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and Are usually wrong. [when guys noe of a prob they'll think of solution due to their brain struture
Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the %!## out of you.
Men are like.....Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they Lack taste, and they need dough.
Men are like.....Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a Hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like.....Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how Many inches you'll get or how long he will last. [aft all relationship & feeling're weak & fragile..]
Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like.....Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like....The Weather.
Nth can be done to change either one of them.
& 2:22 pm